Funny story....

Ok...so I tag along with L. sometimes for work since I have no purpose in life at the moment. I love going with him because we get to talk and see different things together and just enjoy our time together. It's also on these days that I often get quite a few good chuckles and sometimes a funny story. With that in mind, kick back, relax, and enjoy a chuckle on L.B. :-)


It's a beautiful sunhiney day.We're driving down the road to a call at a Speedway. He is about to make a left hand turn in to the driveway.

Me: Babe. Babe. Babe. Watch out for the BIG curb.
Bam Bam Bam (we hit the curb full on and shake around like a babydoll in the hands of a running three year old).
L.B.: I saw it.
Me: (looking at him with a puzzled expression and raised eyebrow) Then why did you hit it?
L.B.: (looking at me like I've simply lost my mind) Because the sun was shining in my eyes, and I couldn't see. (his tone matched the look on his face...like just try to understand me you simple woman)
Me: Um................Ok (didn't he just say that he saw the curb?)

Welcome to a day in the life! LOL....I absolutely love this boy. He's so stinkin cute. He didn't want me to share this story, and when I asked why he said "cause it's too funny"....meaning for once you might giggle at him and not at something stupid I've done or said. Turn about is fair play!!

Not much else is going on right now. I'm spending ooodles of his hard earned money on stamps and envelopes looking for a job; We're dealing with a retarded dog who enjoys eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches off the counter while I'm in the shower; We have a cute loveable cat that takes after me and minds her own business in the house and bats at whomever interrupts her quiet time; and that's about all. Not much else. What's new with you?


Oh yeah...and to answer the questions about books. I got a few books at the library...all different authors. I just started the Sue Grafton series with "A is for Alibi"....I'll let you know how it goes. I'm looking for new authors though because I've read all of my favorites (except for a Mary Higgins Clark one that hasn't been in the library the last few months). Any suggestions?

Love you guys!!!

Want to hear some exciting news?

Yeah Yeah Yeah..wouldn't we all. Absolutely nothing new and exciting here, just the same ole stuff.

S, as for which books I have been reading, I don't read books, that's why there are movies :-P I really have never been one to sit down with a book. Does that make me dumb? F think so LOL. She uses all these big words that I don't know and she tells me I would know them if I read. What a stinker!!

Well it's going to be another glorious day, I have to work, and F is going to tag along...Have I ever said how much I love her company, and how much I just love her. She does frustrate me a bunch, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

I hope everything is going great for everyone, and next time i promise i will have something to share, instead of just rambling...

Simply Sluggish...

So, we meet again. How's it going in your world? You ask the same of me? Well...let me tell you... It's hot...I don't mean a little warm...I mean freaking HOT!!! As my friend Erika would say,"I'm sweatin' like a prostitute in the Baptist church." Nah, really I'm not sweating cause I haven't left the house.

Yesterday L.B. worked and got his hairs cut. He looks soooo cute! Last night I did some laundry, cleaned up the house a smidgey, and we ate dinner. He's off again today, praise God! We've done absolutely zilch today. It's nice when those days come along once in a while. Laying around eating, watching TV, and then remembering that a shower might be a pleasant addition to the day.

I think the last time we posted was to tell you that he had a day off...I'm seeing a trend. That day I got my hairs cut, and then we hit the grocery store and Bed Bath and Beyond. I have to tell you that I L-O-V-E that store. I told L.B. that we wouldn't be in there long cause I hate shopping....but it's a time warp in there. We used our wedding money and bought some stuff for the house. I think I could easily spend millions in that store. We got curtains, new canisters for the counter, cookie sheets, and the list could go on and on. If you would happen to need shopping ideas for any up and coming holiday....let me whisper in your ear...come closer "Bed Bath and Beyond."

Ok...I'm off to dry my hair and get back to my important tasks for the day. (reading my newest library book, cause I also got a chance to visit our local library the other day). Life is good....we are simply sluggish.

Finally...

So here it is...Finally...A day off! What should we do today? Actually there is a lot to do today.

We both need haircuts, I am beginning to look a little wavy, and F's hair is just driving her nuts...SO that #1 on our list

Also we are going to go grocery shopping and then to the library to get F some new and exciting books.

I am hoping this evening we can just "veg" and watch a movie and cook something good for dinner and just have a nice quiet evening enjoying each others company.

See we weren't kidding when we said life in podunk was uneventful! LOL

One is the loneliest number

I have to tell you about F's version of this song.....it goes like this *clearing my throat to sing it for you* "One is the loneliest number, two is almost as lonely, only with one more person" Now that's an interesting twist! AJ, as for the Stop in the name of love, the hand motions and bootie shaking were there as well while she wailed those lyrics.

Aahemm. I would just like to point out that I was not wailing....I was simply trying to show him what the "incredible" talents of AJ and Mom were when singing their rendition. I have the moves....that's no joke. They're handed down from the women in the family....wait, wait...we've all seen Dad dance...maybe my moves come from him. LOL.... Ok...I just needed to clear up that little portion of his post. Oh, and for any of you who want to make fun of my new version of the Number song.... :-P It's actually not new. That's how I originally wrote the lyrics and they were then changed for radio. So HA! Now who's laughing?? ;-)

Have a great day everyone...

SM, tell D and R that AF and UL say hi and the we love them too!

Skidamarinkydinkydink skidamarinkydo

Well... Let me tell you about the singing ablities of F! Yes..she was singing that song this morning in the shower. I think all the windows in the house are cracked and we will have to replace them! F thinks that it was for my listening pleasure, but we all know the truth ;-)

Today is going to be yet another glorious day... Work work work! Does life get any better than this??

We will post a couple of pics when we get those capabilities. I know everyone cannot wait to see our beautiful faces and our precious little girls. By the way, does anyone want to buy a dog (Gracie)? LOL I have one for sale, and the price is right...FREE...no wait, we will give $10.00 to take her. She's BIG, DUMB, Loves socks, and is mildly retarded, and did I mention DUMB. However, she is pretty cute. Her sister (Moo) on the other hand is cute, smart, and chunky. There seems to be a sibling rivalry going on here!

We will write more later, keep us up-to-date on the events going on in your lives..

Welcome To Our New Home on The Net

Hi! This is our new spot on the net. From time to time we'll update you on life in Podunk. We figured since cable isn't available way out here, we'd take up blogging... Larry is a comment whore, and he's hoping for lots and lots of comments. ;-)

So...let us tell you about our day. It sucks! That's all he feels like saying about that. Nah...it's not too bad yet. We're just taking a few minutes to play online before we, I mean he, goes off to work.

Aight...that's enough for the moment. Just enough to say hello...and welcome. Check back later to "Seymoure" about us. ;-)